Weston and I have been married for 12 years and for as long as I have known him and been the purchaser of the soap, he has always been a bar of soap kinda man. You know... the most manly soap of soaps. No girly stuff for him. Dial. Antibacterial. The extra orangey...... the better. So, a few weeks ago he comes home from Walmart with a smile on his face:
Me: (slightly suspicious) So, did Walmart treat you good tonight?
Weston: (revealing his new bath soap and accessory with a twinkle in his eye) Yea, it did in fact.
Me: What do you have there?
Weston: (matter of fact) My loofah and new manly soap.
Me: (laughing) YOU....got a loofah?
Weston: Yea, I used yours the other day (side note: ewe!) and I decided I liked it. So I bought me one.
Me: (laughing) So, you have a..... MAN loofah?
Weston: Yea, its blue and my new soap is extra manly too.
Me: You mean your body wash? (still laughing of course)
Weston: Oh yea. Just for manly men.
Me: You know this is going on the blog right?
So there you have it. Weston's MAGNETIC man wash & loofah. Rawwrrr. I like to see that he stayed loyal to his brand too. I didn't notice until later that it is Phermone infused also. Should I be worried? lol
8 comments:
That's so funny! And, yes, I'd watch out for the pheromones.
The blue loofa is very nice!
What is a phermone?
Weston is very mannly!!
I can hear your voices perfectly and see your expressions. So funny!
Jan- I think the name of the soap gives you a good hint as to what a phermone does.....MAGNETIC....Attraction Enhancing.....etc. We all have them and others (hopefully significant others) sense them on a subconcious level apparently!!! lol
So on Friday, before I read this post, Dustin and I were shopping at Wal-Mart and we had to get him some more soap. I asked him if he wanted to try liquid soap and he said "no way, then I would have to use a loofah and that is a little gay". Awesome!!
I am still laughing. Scotty just uses my loofah and I pretend to not know;)) I mean, we share everything else why not dead cells:)))
Nat- Weston says to tell Dustin that gayest thing he has heard of lately was some guy who had read the Twilight series. ;) lol
Sarah- Why am I not surprised about that! lol
Y'all crack me up! My husband has been using a loofah and liquid soap since we got married almost 5 years ago, but he still uses a bar for his face/bald head. He's also the person who introduced me to Twilight (I refused to read them until a week before the movie came out, though he insisted I read them for 2 + years). Apparently I have the gayest straight husband around. :)
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